This isn't a long post, but I felt bad about not writing for a while... And then I got maimed this morning in a TOTALLY FUNNY WAY... So thus, blog.
CAT: My toe is hurt. LOOK AT ME!
ME: Kinda busy.
CAT: WHY DON'T YOU CARE? I'm going to lick my toe to show you just how hurt it is.
ME: FFS. You're TOE got wrenched after you dug ALL YOUR CLAWS into MY LEG and launched off my lap, then one claw got snagged in my pants.
CAT: You wear pants just to TORTURE ME.
ME: I'M THE ONE BLEEDING! That's why I'm over here with the disinfectant!
CAT: You don't CARE. You are a horrible human being.
DOG: Hey guys?
ME: WHAT NOW??
DOG: Sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to let you know I just puked.
ME: FFS! WHY?
DOG: Don't worry though. You don't have to clean it up.
ME: ......
DOG: I got hungry after so I cleaned it up.
ME: I should have just got goldfish.
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